Anonymous asked:
Maybe Jeff Bezos is only getting a divorce because he realised marriage is a type of union
expiredcheese Answer:
This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.
(via copyright98)
in the blu-ray editions of star wars they added an extra rock in front of r2-d2 in one scene
I just don’t get it
This adds nothing
what are you talking about it adds a rock
(via babu-frick)
Oh, I get it. You mean like when someone drinks too much, or snorts cocaine, or bets the house on the ponies? Or like when someone smokes too many cigarettes? Or like when someone shops too much with credit cards? Or like when someone plays too many scratchy lotteries? Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake? Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake and then barfs it up?
Executive Producer: Dick Wolf.
(via thesaintofpatience)
You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes.
this picture will be in the textbooks
(via homocorn)
(via mintyxcool)
why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails
(via teenagerposts)
Date a boy who tells you he has a broken heart and wants you to fix it.
